'There are two rules I've always tried to live by: turn left, if you're supposed to turn right; go through any door that you're not supposed to enter. It's the only way to fight your way through to any kind of authentic feeling in a world beset by fakery. Tony Blair exalted the fake - he ushered in a karaoke culture. Never mind Iraq - that's his real legacy.'
Malcolm McLaren, RIP April 2010